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NZICF 19 | 5 Star Comedy Preview

Friday night at Sky City on a lovely autumnal eve – within the confines of a bustling energetic and jammed packed theatre,  it was undeniably (as the multiple promotional banners would suggest) a SOLD OUT show.

Comedian Ian Smith introduces himself as the MC of the night, who upon initial observation seemed an interesting choice of host, alongside the stellar lineup for the introduction to the 2019 NZ International Comedy Festival.  Unassuming, though extremely affable and endearing with his tales of our local tourist industry – glow-worms and sheep shearing jokes ensue … He is the boy-next-door-of comedy and as the night warmed up so did my impression of him, as he kept pace with the impressive array of stand-up that was to follow, from the likes of; Alistair Barrie, Tom Houghton, Brennan Reece, Lauren Pattison, Phil Nichol, and of course the irrepressible Sinnerman ‘aka’ Paul Sinha (in no particular order) 🙂

Self-proclaimed ‘posh twat’ Tom Haughton led the show’s UK heavy charge with cute yet preposterous anecdotes of life as an impressionable, musical loving, boarding school youth growing up in upper-middle class Britain. ‘Manspreading’, child abandonment/spanking, double-barrelled surnames and an impressive rendition of Macavity’s Cat, were just a sprinkling of the issues touched upon by this young and vivacious comedian.

Slick, suave and metro, Scotsman Chris Henry is up next; playing on his nations dialect and providing us with the jazzy and energetic dance moves he honed and perfected during his not-so memorable stay in the Buttlands.   He incites the audience with his refreshingly open and honest observations of modern dating and recreational drug use, with clever and funny parallels between addiction and cheese.

Cue 2015’s English Comedian of the Year, Brennan Reece.  He dives straight into the internet gags and it’s inappropriate and questionable (or in his case, often appropriate) use, equating the typical gym junkie bod to that of a triangular Dorito on steroids was particularly hilarious, as was his distinct disrelish of a local personal trainer, who in this instance we shall refer to as only Marc. With a ‘C’ ….

Alistair Barrie rounds off the entertaining first half of the 5 Star Comedy Preview, with sharp, intelligent and astute digs at his own nation’s dubious history of colonization and its universally acknowledged lack of cultural sensitivity.  Alistair Barrie was a standout for me, with his mastery of creating situational imagery in such comical yet relevant fashion!

The lovable Yorkshireman welcomes us back for the much-anticipated final half, imposing a ‘chip amnesty’ on those many audience members crunching their way through the nights festivities …

With jokes regarding the London Underground network and it’s automated systems, Ian Smith provides a warm and familiar platform for the acts that are next lined-up to entertain us.

Making her own mark among a sea of men, Lauren Pattison assumes her position and stands up (no pun intended) in her own right to regale us with endearing tales of home (Newcastle) the initial differences of class within her own relationship and a most interesting fact regarding the Latin translation of part of the female anatomy most sacred

And now, to the moment we’ve all been waiting for (but particularly the competitive trivia geek in me) this 2019 comedy season we have … Paul Sinha, aka the ‘twat in the white suit’ and according to Wikipedia ‘the world’s only gay Anglo-Bengali GP turned stand up comedian’

He did not fail to impress, taking us on a journey, from his parents migration from Bengal to Bedfordshire, his not so stereotypical(yet at same time stereotypical) passion for football and cricket and a surprisingly unremarkable moment of sexual revelation to his unrattled father.  The Sinnerman surpassed all my expectations with his quick-wit, intelligence and well researched art of comedy, which reflects his undisputed reputation as international quiz-master.

Thus bringing us to the last act of the night.  Going against the UK grain that held court through the majority of the showcase, we are force-fed the crazy, fast and furious goodness of Canadian/Scot, Phil Nichol!

Like a dog on heat or ADHD – this cat blew me away with his energy and irreverance.  Pushing myself and the audience out of their comfort zone with his physical jousting and sexually charged innuendos.  Rounding off the stage with such spirited acoustic ballads as, ‘the only gay Eskimo’ and an impromptu duo between himself and the unsuspecting hero of the evening, the extremely accommodating and  hidden gem of the audience, leopard-print shirt wearing ‘Mal’.

Phil Nichol is a surprise catch of the season, and one to not miss – you will literally be falling off your seat with laughter!

The 5 Star Comedy Preview.  Like a fine tapas or tasting menu of delectable treats where you can, at your own discretion go back for seconds and recommend to your most discerning friends.

*****5 Stars!

 

NZICF 18 | 5 mins with Lauren Pattison

One of UK’s fastest rising stars, Lauren Pattison, is bringing her acclaimed Edinburgh Fringe show, Lady Muck, to New Zealand. Lady Muck explores how to embrace your flaws and learn to love the skin you’re in. A fresh and fierce female voice; it’s an hour of empower! We caught up with Lauren ahead of her international tour.

Describe your show in three words or less…
Brutally honest + fiesty

What’s the inspiration behind it?
It was inspired by a break up but most importantly it was spurred on by the realisation that I rely on others to feel good about myself when I need that ability myself.

Where will we find you during the festival?
At the bar. But more specifically, if you want to find my comedy I’ll be at The Classic with my solo. I’ll also be appearing on The Big Show and Comedy All Stars so keep an eye out!

NZ Comedy Scene – would you swipe right or swipe left?
Swipe right! It’s all new to me so I feel like I’ve got lots of exploring to do

Do you have any top picks for this year’s festival?
Phil Wang, Dane Baptiste, Larry Dean & Fern Brady are some of the UK’s finest acts and I’d highly recommend catching any of their shows.

What song or movie best describes the story of your life?
A Series Of Unfortunate Events

What are you currently binge-watching on Netflix?
Nailed It. It’s essentially a show of people who can’t bake trying to bake elaborate things and spectacularly failing. Joyous.

And your top 3 songs on Spotify?
The Greatest Showman soundtrack is all I am currently listening to.

If you didn’t have to sleep, what would you do with the extra time?
All the jobs that I put off doing to nap instead.

World Association:
Comedy – Laughter
New Zealand – Exciting
Woke – Sleep
Adulting – Insufferable
Basic – Bitches
Trend – Setter
Joke – THIEVES

Lauren Pattison plays 28 Apr – 5 May at Auckland’s The Classic as part of the NZ International Comedy Festival with Best Foods Mayo. Buy your tickets here.